h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's only when i fall asleep i see that winning smile, when my dreams just move along you've lost the race by miles.

And it wasn't an analogy, foolish monkey!

We haven't got a clue, we haven't got a clue, we don't know what it's all about and face it nor do you.

I know you think of me as someone to rely on, a helping hand or just a shoulder to cry on. Though I'm glad you feel that way, there's something I should say, I'm afraid I won't be there for you this Saturday.

I realised on the day we met you were the kind of girl I could never get 'cos I was creepy and unpopular but at least I had my binoculars.

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy but you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside. I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance, but all I really wanted was to smell your underpants.

My aunt and uncle came to tea on Sunday afternoon, I laid the table carefully with plates and silver spoons, I baked a special cake and everybody really liked it, it might have been the half an ounce of dope with which I'd spiked it.

*Midge does not reccomend this.

Well I met her at the Trocadero, In Philly, backstage at the Bloohound show. She said she was from Cherry Hill, Cherry Hill, through Lips like cherries in the snow.

I want a limo at the airport, and one at my hotel
I want a limo for my minder and my analyst as well
A limo for my makeup girl, a limo for my dog
A limo parked beside the bed to drive me to the bog.

This is ma crew
These are me b*tches
This is ma audience
This show is Mitchs
These are my beats
These are my rhymes
This is my programme
These are my crimes

I need to listen to more of the shows.

Series 2-4 were'nt as good as series 1. I mean looking at my computer now I have only nicked three songs from series 4 whereas with series 1 I have a CD worth.

I don't know if I've heard any of series one, I've just had a lot of CDs bought for me...

Well series 1 and 2 were the songs from his CDs with an audience and bantering with comedian Robin Ince, a Ross Noble wannabe, Tash and 'other one'.

Series 3 were musical spoofs of different films.

Series 4 was a mock travelogue where Robin and Mitch travelled the world anaylsing cultural identities through the medium of song.

If your feeling a bit unethical, my advice would be to ask me to e-mail you some of the songs.

I've heard all of series 4, but nothing else consistently.

I've definatly heard none of s3.

I don't think series 3 has been repeated in the 6:30 slot. BBC7 only seem to air series 1

I've heard a couple of series 1 [given that I've heard a couple on BBC7].

Why?

Because!