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Post 21

U190482

smiley - huh
ok im fat
I sweat a lot
and im very hairy
what about you?


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Post 22

magoogy

i bet im fatter than u
sweatier than u
hairier than u
AND i have a hump!!!!


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Post 23

U190482

Would that be a front hump or a back hump?


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Post 24

magoogy

2 front
1 back
smiley - smiley


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Post 25

U190482

are they Contagious?


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Post 26

magoogy

only if u touch them.....
smiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - smiley


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Post 27

U190482

sounds dangerous


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Post 28

magoogy

dont u like danger?
smiley - smiley-


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Post 29

U190482

Ok then
*Covers eyes and nervously extends finger to poke hump*


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Post 30

magoogy

hump xplodes, covering u in .............. VODKAAAAA........ mmmmmm ........ want me to lick it off???


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Post 31

U190482

Hmmmm,
Tempting offer,
Have you got a mixer to go with that?
*Extendeds finger to xplode another hump*


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Post 32

magoogy

we cud 'mix' cocktails smiley - smiley
how about 'sex on the beach' smiley - smiley wiv a 'screaming orgasm' thrown in?
mmmmmmmmm
smiley - smileysmiley - smiley


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Post 33

U190482

Im sensing how your mind is working,


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Post 34

magoogy

doh! u're quick, lol


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Post 35

U190482

That depends on what your talking aboutsmiley - winkeye


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Post 36

magoogy

who's got a dirty mind now, eh???

what u up to today?


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Post 37

U190482

I was off,
but im back in today,
howz things?


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