h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would just like to ask why you now make a point of writing he and him in capital letters.

* Hello... You might not know me intrinsicly, but I am GOD's Official Narrator. I am the middle-man as they say, although I'm strictly metaphysical, so using the term 'man' is fundamentally wrong and just a little silly... *

* I translate his actions and words into a form most mere mortals can understand. As with most all powerful beings on the wane of their powers, they do like a little flattery... alright, a LOT of flattery... *

* So as this is the plum job for Narrators in at least 'this' Universe, I consider it part and parcel of the job... )

* Although, I do get my own back by my little asides every now then... *

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