h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear God,

I'm not sure if you noticed, but I tried to get your attention yesterday about a personal guardian angel.

What I'm looking for is a patron saint for broken hearts, you know; people who are still in love with someone, but they don't love them back, I'm sure there's a term for it but it eludes me at this time of night.

Or something similar. Patron saint of unrecovered dumpees?
You get my drift.

I don't know whether you authorised it or not, anyway I was approached by a very sympathetic and helpful lady called Galaxy Babe.

So far so good, but the essence of her advice was to forget my old girlfriend and get a new one, which was not quite what I wanted to hear. And she was the patron saint of tantrums, which is unacceptable, I'm afraid.

Having explained this to her - politely I hope, and not ungratefully -
I turn to you once more. I don't want to be a bore, but can you please help me out? I really hope so, you've always come through for me in the past.

Respectfully yours

* HE wanders in with something of a hangover... *

Ah...Yes wizard

Is that cockroach shuffling too loudly...Hmmm...anyway.

Well we do have the lovely Lisa - The Patron Saint Of Unrequited Love !!!

I'm sure she will lead you down the right path !!!

You can find her here...

http://www.h2g2.com/U50758

Or Saint Halo might have something for you...

The Patron Saint of Lucky Charms...

http://www.h2g2.com/U129266


If all else fails, I'll direct you to Saint Manxie - The Patron Of Sociable Hermits !!!

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

*floating in, in her usual v.e.l.manner*

..I like the subject of this conversation...

At the H2G2 Guardian Angels' page:
'4. Angel Resources Page' - it's gone! Here, try it:
http://www.h2g2.com/A324479

Is there anywhere else I could find it?