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§hadow Started conversation Jun 8, 2000
::Pops his head out of the shadow of the huge banner:: "Hey." (That's all, just thought I'd pop by and say Hey.)
~S
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GOD Posted Jun 9, 2000
* HE tries to ignore the fact that the only reason Shadow dropped around was to show off the new fangled ACE status... 
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...You !!!
- Simply, High Spirited.
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§hadow Posted Jun 9, 2000
::Slides out of the shadow of an end table:: Hey! I did most certainly NOT just drop by to show off my newly aquired ACE status. If I were I would have said, "Hey, just dropped by to show you my newly aquired ACE status, what do you think?" X-P~ In fact I did just drop by to say hey, so "Hey again!".
~S 
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§hadow Posted Jun 13, 2000
::Turns a darker shade of gray (My method of blushing):: Awwww...shucks. Thanks God. Well I'm off to wander the halls aimlessly, committing random acts of mindless kindness yet again.
~S
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GOD Posted Jun 13, 2000
Oh, Sorry. I wasn't quite finished yet.
... despite some, well not lets not beat around the bush, MAJOR misdemeanors... 
- Moving In Ever Mysterious Ways.
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§hadow Posted Jun 13, 2000
Me? Major misdemeanors? Certainly you jest sir! It's straight forward Felonies for me and nothing less. I don't do anything by halves, damn the torpedos and full speed ahead! If I look before I leap, it's only to confirm the landing area! Kowabunga, Jeronimo and other such statements.
~S
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Jun 14, 2000
Precisely...
You should see poor St.Peter when ask him to bring in your files, he is an old man, his back just can't take it...!!! 
- Like a Salmon making its way upstream, whilst the tide of humanity goes thither.
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GOD Posted Jun 14, 2000
Gee, I don't know. Underlings having a practical joke at MY expense...
* HE goes off to give the roustabout named Matthew a SERIOUS talking to...
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