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Hey God...

Post 1

Jimi X

Check out http://www.h2g2.com/A292754 Do you approve of such obvious attempts to curry your favo(u)r?

Just curious! smiley - smiley

- X


Hey God...

Post 2

GOD

* Trying to hide his vanity, which is like trying to hide an elephant (white?) under a small sofa... *

Well, it seems to be less about MY glorious deeds, and more about the human 'Gee whizz! Look how far we have progressed in the engineering disciple...' factor smiley - winkeye

Besides, It will obviously spoil and lovely stretch MY pristine ecology... and that's no fate for a planet I won 3rd Prize for in the Inter-Dimensional (Junior Section) Planet Design Challenge...

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


Hey God...

Post 3

Jimi X

Who judged the competition if you are the Supreme Judge of the Universe?


Hey God...

Post 4

GOD

Wouldn't you like to know... smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish - Simply, not letting on.


Hey God...

Post 5

Jimi X

As a matter of fact, yes I would... smiley - winkeye


Hey God...

Post 6

GOD

Well given that humanity is effectively boxed into a backwater of space central...

I am the Supreme Being responsible for the 'Christian' part of this Universe, there are 'slightly' different ways of observing this Universe, be it Hindu, Buddism, Agnostic, Atheist etc...

It basically follows the tenant that 'you create your own reality', so I'll leave you to think through the ramifications of that smiley - bigeyes

You also have to take into account of the Pan-Dimensional nature of this Universe, and also the existence of other Universe's entirely separate.

As to who rules it all, (I could give you the name of MY superior but it would mean precisely nothing to you) is mere irrelevance, because as with a Governmental department, there is always another strata above... smiley - winkeye

So no, I'm not going to tell you... smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish - Simply, High Spirited.


Hey God...

Post 7

Jimi X

Have you ever read the Heilman book 'Job: A Divine Comedy' ?

It delves into this very same subject. smiley - smiley

And the author does reveal the name of God's boss! smiley - winkeye


Hey God...

Post 8

GOD

As a matter of fact I have...

...and the name supplied was just a spurious plot device smiley - winkeye

Still, quite a good read all the same.

smiley - fish - THE Chairman of the Board


Hey God...

Post 9

Jimi X

Have you ever seen the play 'JB'?
It's about Job as well.
Believe me, Job was the best part of the Bible. That was some good writing you did there...


Hey God...

Post 10

GOD

* Looks a tad embarrassed *

Ah, I'm sorry about MY treatment of poor old Job, mind you, I didn't really have a handle on humanity back then. It was a little hard to understand their seemingly pretty obsessions (...apparently they find it easier worrying about pretty things that might never happen, than worrying about the scarier, bigger things such as death, eternity and morality smiley - winkeye ) . I was far to concerned with coming up with good parables for my first tome... smiley - winkeye

As for the play, obviously I KNOW of it smiley - winkeye , but I haven't actually seen it in the flesh (...so I suppose, it doesn't really count smiley - bigeyes )

You might be interested to read about MY latest want-to-be Job. Scroll down to Dear God, for a bear that finds it hard to bare reality... smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish - Moving in Mysterious Ways.


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