h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

are you there? it's me, Margaret again. rotflol

Oh, Yes ! Yes ! Glad to see you again...

* His vast mind whirrs off a speed, which is rather unfortunate if your intent using it *

I never forget a face...

* Perhaps this might take sometime... HE could 'create' some time, but that would mean the afternoon would drag on, and on... *

Your looking remarkably well...

* Well, as well as can be expected *

Your not related to Ms.Fenchurch by the way ?

* Tangents, have always been his forte *

- Simply, High Spirited.

GOD, are you speaking in tongues? I've always had trouble understanding that gibberish. BTW, no, I am not related to Ms. Fenchurch, but I am willing to meet her.

* Checks under the sofa, to see if there are any rampant toddlers about *

* Thinks: Two & A Half's are always the worst *

* Although, one could conceive this as an old man losing his marbles (...presumably down the back of said sofa). Which for the record, is completely & utterly false... *

* Gibber, Gibber *

*can't stop smiling*

Are you really GOD, or just a voice in my head?

* Eyes start to bulge, steam starts to what steam usually gets up to *

Yes, Yes, Very funny. You know, YOU try to keep track of billions of people, ones bound to slip the net occassionally. Despite the fact that the invention of 'reality' T.V means that I can now comfortably sit back at MY abode, and keep track of most of them (...because the next wave of programming, will see cameramen filming the daily routine of other cameramen).

I did recognise your features at the Cheshire Grin, but unfortuantely it filled me with such supreme terror, I filed it at the back of my LONG...term memory.

* Does it again, just to be on the safe side *

- THE chairman of the board.

Surely you jest, GOD. How could an innocent soul such as myself put terror into the heart of GOD? I only want to talk. BTW, I stopped going to church because they were talking about FEARING GOD. How could someone LOVE you and expect to be FEARED by you??

Hmmm...Well they say it's a fine line between love & hate...

* Due to your grovelling beyond the call of duty *

In the angelic applications, I have offered you the post of Patron Saint of Flying Pigs, not quite what you wanted, but if you want to be present at the ceremony in an hour. I need a yeh! or a Nay...Now.

- Simply, High Spirited.

Exsuse me, er.... god.... but I have a question *Waves hand in the air franticly*

Are you actually The GOD, a highly religious person, or a highly non-religious person?

If you are The God, do you reckon you could put in a good word for me?

Hey TimJ, you take what you can get!! I'm in Lord, let me be the Saint of Flying Pigs!!

and I of monkeys!

Now then, theres always the discssion of which god, Light or Dark, Purple or Green...

(Gotta love monkeys)

have you ever read the 'I Like Monkeys' story?? put it in your search bar and see what you find!

* HE takes time out to ponder, the previous replies *

No wonder you don't know a real GOD!!! when you meet one...

Sheesh, sometimes I think it was grand folly populating the Earth with humans in the first place...

- Moving in Mysterious Ways.

come on GOD, don't you get a kick out of us, sometimes??

* Breaks into a rye smile *

Well Atheists really do crack me up...

I don't believe in atheists.

Atheist Who ?

Oh well, we can't all know the Truth, can we??

* mumbles something about 'it's so hard to get good hired help these days...' *

good one, GOD!! BTW, being the Patron of Flying Pigs, I would like to dispel the rumor that 'you shouldn't try to teach a pig to fly(sing?), it wastes your time and annoys the pig.' Pigs are pretty darned smart!! If more people were as smart as pigs, this world might go on a bit smoother!!