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So he is real...

Post 1

The Cheese

Now I doubt not the existence of God (not that I ever did. But I guess you know that smiley - winkeye). So, how did you find h2g2 in your heavenly ways? Did you use your power to seek a cool online community? Or did you just find it when you were surfing?


So he is real...well sort of.

Post 2

GOD

Let me just firstly clarify the situation. I am infact not real as such...quite a shock to some people, but life is shocking. It basically comes down to being incorporeal, that its - being not made of matter.

So giving me a gratuitous slap on the back in the hope of my overlooking your rather grand misdemeanours, is rather redundant. smiley - winkeye

The reason I've take THE word online, is that it's awfully hard to hold a conversation with the priest in an empty church every Sunday. Once you have exhausted the line on 'My that's a lovely frock, Minister', things rapidly deteriorate...

I basically stumbled upon douglasadams.com after enjoying his novels. I admit my son & I laughed like drains at the little asides such as the Meaning of Life episode (No, I will not tell you the answer). It didn't occur to me at the time he was rapidly becoming an Atheist smiley - sadface

So, I thought, I would set him to rights, yet he seems rather less convinced than you of my existence...

* sigh *

Still, being online means my message is down with the ‘hip daddyio’ generation...

smiley - fish - Fire & Brimstone Inc


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