h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pandora,

can you have a look at my home page please Walter says that my pictures are missing, I have a lovely pilfered picture of the moon and a painting by Kumabear. And Walter says that both have disappeared, I can see them on my computer, I don't know if hes puter is playing tricks on him or he is playing them on me.
So please let me know if they are still there.

Thank you
Moondancer

Moondancer,

How could you possibly think that I would play tricks on you? Is that all I mean to you after all we've been through? And to think that you would yet again try to disrupt my bond with Pandora. Walter exits, in raging sulk, swears never again to get involved with brazen hussies.

Hi Walter,

Me thinks you are a little easy to offend,
Me thinks you take a little to much to heart,
Never would I think so little of you,
Never would I undermine your friendship with Pan.

Pan is wise enough not to have your bond disrupted,
Me thinks if you not play tricks no me,
Then you had better look out cause I play tricks on you
Cause you right, I a brazen hussy. ~As I dance away laughing~

huggs and kisses and laughs and smiles to all who want to joun in

:X :X :X :X :X OXOXOXOXOXOX

hahahahahahahahahahahah

Moondancer

Walter still sulking. A bit anyway.

Hi Walter,

don't sulk on me, I'm sorry .

see unlike some high profile people I can say it.

I'm sorry if I up set you, I really didn't mean to.

I heard that bonds who supplied 100,000 condoms to the athletes village had to supply a further 40,000. that worked out at about 14 condoms per head. As it is a bit bizarre to use a condom on your own that actually works out to be 28 per couple. There was a lot of activity going on, on the inside of the village, its is amazing they had enough energy to compete.

Moondancer

Fourteen condoms per head?!!!! Walter thoroughly puzzled, figures he has spent many years getting it all wrong, never knew they were used for that. But finds it impossible to continue sulk.

Hahahahahahaahh


You obviously don't count the other head

hahahaha

I thought that might make you laugh a bit




huggs and kisses

:X :O :X :O :X :O :X :O

Moondancer

"Hey there you two!!!!! This page never showed up on my page...
it was way at the top with a bunch of old posts that are dormant!
Here U thought you'd bothe abandonded me!!!! And it was I who snubbed you! Can you both ever for give me?!?"
*all upset & no place to go*

"And can you EVER forgive my typos? I like my long nails...but they sure get in the way!"
"Oh yeah, and Walter...Hussies?!? What did I do to deserve that? I was going to defend Moon dancer too...but she admitted to it way before I found the posts! Consider your ears pinned back!"

Hi Pandora,

I had forgotten these thread, I think I was just trying to get Walter to bite .

I'm sorry i have not talked to you lately, I have been so busy and whenever I get on here I cannot find anyone to talk to. And until Walters essay is over he is a dead loss, (hope he doesn't read that)

So how are you Pan, are you feeling alright, I hope the reason you have been away is holidays.

I will look out for you

:X :X :X

Moondancer

"Holiday? I seem to remember going on hoilday ...many times way in the past!" "No, I've been right here. I have been feeling quite well, but today I have an awful bugger of a tooth ache! Same tooth I had trouble with a while back! Oh, I just hate when that happens!" "I am a bit busy too just now...my husband was fired from his job so, I have to work extra...& I threw a Halloween party here at h2g2 from the Crossed Porpuses Pub at the Villa de la Vavoom. And it lasted three days..I had to toss people out November 1st! Because there were nearly 900 posts & I am writting an entry on the 'Ater - Alter - Ego. LOL!!!!! http://www.h2g2.com/F52920?thread=74293 "Wish the both of you would stop around..plenty of foods, coffee& even my Grandmother tea receipe ...there's a menu thread to post your favorite beverage &/or food. It's a lovely place. It even has a juke box with every song that's ever been recorded!!! " :-)

Hi Pan,

I'm really sorry I missed your Halloween Party. It sounded like a great party.

I was obviously in the wrong place to hear about it.

Please let me know next time you are having something like that.

Have you tried a clove on your tooth and a glass of malt whisky, or whatever pleases you. After that you forget about the tooth and if you are lucky go to sleep until the dentist is available.

Hope it is better soon

:X :O :X :O

Moondancer

"Thanks Moondancer...BTW I love your page...wish I knew how to do something like that...I'm still learning to use Mac! As for the tooth...I have the old fashioned type of earring...the type that you scew the thingy to tighten it...I use it a bit above the ear lobe, on the same side as the bad tooth...when you find the right place...& put the pressure there, the pain stops! It's my cretain ethnic form of accupressure! Works like a charm! I got tired of squeezing my ear, so I got creative!" "The above thread takes you right to the Pub! I forgot to say that! I've been so busy of late, I feel like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!" :-P Again: The Pub: http://www.h2g2.com/F52920?thread=74293

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"Thanks Moondancer...I shall give it a try soon...My husband got fired from his job & is under foot 24/7!!!! As for the Pub...no need to read the back log...just stroll in & oder some food & or drink & make yourself at home!!!! Very friendly these Pub goers!"

Hi Pan.

I can understand, I had my husband took a package and didn't work for 12 months and then we went into a business together, and were in the same place for another 18 month. Melany had the right phrase "bleeding in each others wounds", every where I went he was 2 steps behind me. He was in seventh heaven and I was in the other place. Fortunately he was offered a job and now I am in the shop on my own, at last breathing space, even room to make my own mistakes.

So running my business on my own leaves me very little pub time, but I will pop in from time to time, thank you

Huggs and Kisses
:O :X :O :X

Moondancer

"Sorry you understand...it can sure turn a good marriage sour!
I ran my family store for 13 years...mom was great, dad...we won't even go there...if it wern't for him, I'd still be in business. Now Bear wants to never go back to work at a factory...wants me to find an internet business for the two of us to run! UGH! I wonder if the penalty for murder might just be worth actually doing it?!?" "See you around wgenever I can steal a few minutes! I just got off work...5:30am I'm trying to show Bear that even I can work...oh he's a lazy bugger!!! Ah, that said, I feel better already!"

Moondancer?!? Are you about? I joined the site you so kindly sent me to...I'm in New York there, as Macheala Smith. Hope we run into eachother!!! xox If you hear fron Walter, please give him my love!

Hi Pan
I will look for you there, I am having trouble getting Walter there, he doesn't think he can do it. I don't know why, I get there and you got there, maybe he just wants us to take his hand and lead him there.

I will see you soon



Moondancer