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Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 20, 2001
Why thank you Pheloxi!!!! 
Just send the cash for a plane ticket in a plain brown box...and I'll be right over! 
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jun 21, 2001
brown box? I can no afford that.
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jun 21, 2001
Geez Pan, didn't you get any of the sun we've had since last week?? I'm nice and brown all over, just a little red on the back though... That'll be brown soon. Got pretty burnt flying the new kite, and a pretty good workout too. Oh, hi pheloxi, nice to meet you. Off to see who you are...
CHEERS! and BH's!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 21, 2001
Cloughie's a RED NECK
I'm right there with you...I've spent the only 2 nice days cleaning the pool....my sholders are crispy...no, wait...that's my brain. 
Anyway.....seems like all I do all Winter is wait for Summer so I can swim, and when it finally gets here...all I do is clean the flippn' pool! *sigh* For THAT much $$$$$$ it oughta' clean itself! 
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Gwennie Posted Jun 21, 2001
*Decides to stick her oar in (severe pun intended as they're talking about water anyhow)* 
Couldn't you stock the pool with thousands of water snails to keep it clean?
*Wide-eyed stupid grin* 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 22, 2001
...funny you said that...I just told Bear that I wanted to buy a bunch of 'slime suckers' for the pool! (they're wee catfish that eat algey)
Who's got the ESP here?
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jun 22, 2001
time for twilightzone... do you hear the theme tune
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 22, 2001
I thought EVERYBODY heard it all day long?!? 
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jun 23, 2001
I am NOT a F***ING REDNECK!!! 
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jun 23, 2001
you are greenneck (explaination: an alien)
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Gwennie Posted Jun 23, 2001
I don't know about being a F*****g redneck, Cloughie, but your face hasn't half gone a wonderful shade of beetroot!
Here Cloughie! Have some of my home-made vegan fare (it will almost certainly change your complexion to green, just as pheloxi mentioned!).
Wow Pan! Do you think that we might be psychopathetically linked or something (Referring back to the possibility of snails or slime-suckers in your pool.)?
*Tilts her head as she also hears mysterious music* 
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Babel17 Posted Jun 28, 2001
*a very handsome, tanned traveller returns, and enters to the mystical music, sweeping Pan up in his arms as he arrives*
I'm Back! Miss me, darling?
*suddenly acknowledges the others*
Oh hi guys, get up to anything while I was gone?
Look I brought us all lots of cheap French wine
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 29, 2001
...Oooo la la 
Nevermind about them 
let 'em find there own fella 
all around
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jun 29, 2001
a 
and for the ladies here
a for the men here
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Gwennie Posted Jul 1, 2001
Hi Babel!
Nice suntan and ta for the plonk!
So when do we get to see your holiday photographs then?
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Babel17 Posted Jul 1, 2001
Depends when I get them developed Gwennie (or if!)
So red or white for you, or I have this fizzy Chardonnay called Cremant du Burgoine if you prefer.
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
Gwennie Posted Jul 1, 2001
Thanks! The Cremant du Burgoine sounds about right (I like bubbly stuff)! 
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Babel17 Posted Jul 1, 2001
Perfect!
*pops cork, which arcs gracefully through the air and lodges neatly in Pan's cleavage 
*
*pours chilled glasses of and passes them around*
Cheers!
Hi Pan, darling ;-)
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Jul 1, 2001
all lovely ladies have personelaties. to
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