h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*splish splash*
Hello!
Another sea-creature!
Do you know any merpeople?
*glub glub*
AquaMarina the Mermaid

No, not quite. Or even at all, come to think of it.


The "Whale" bit is just a.. name! I have only a slight interest in the sea and creatures thereof.

And also I like fish.

Incidendally, why the name AquaMarina? Living on land, we aren't called RockoMountanius.. Unless you count that Hungarian guy, but that's a whole other situation...

*splish splash*
AquaMarina is my name!
You live on land?
I daren't venture out very far yet, even though this is a friendly place!
Where's the best place to get plankton around here?
Well, I'll talk to you soon, I'm verytoday.
*glub glub*
AquaMarina the Mermaid

Uh-huh.

Well see (no pun intended. You should bow your head in shame for even thinking it! Go bow!), plankton may be- wait, why do you eat plankton?


I am having some continuity issues here.

*splish splash*
What else would I eat, being a mermaid?
Although I just tried some ice-cream, and it was very nice...
and Piercegave me somewhich tickled my nose!
*glub glub*
AquaMarina the Mermaid

Yessee being a mermaid, you'd eat reall food, like fish and seaweed and what not. Whales eat plankton. I think. You can't eat plankton, the reason being that you have a human upper end, and hence a human stomach and stuff... and plankton just would not work.


Eat blueberries. Much nicer.


Yes, yes, I've been elsewhere for some time.