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Monkey

Post 1

FUJIMAR

flangesmiley - tea


Monkey

Post 2

bunglesf1nger

50's tea-towel holdersmiley - ale


Monkey

Post 3

FUJIMAR

squib and mink trop my badger mad max quiltsmiley - tea


you love sex with smiley - sheep


Monkey

Post 4

bunglesf1nger

after i've turned my bike round on your head the monkey boy of ratsville will drop the kids off in your mouth, but beware of the fugeater who will chew the sweat from your notcha.smiley - blacksheep


Monkey

Post 5

FUJIMAR

one day i will go to the beach find a baby crab that grows massive and insert it into your anus. eventually it will grow into a full size crab and slowly eat your guts then it will lay mutant poo crab babies that would come to rule the WORLDsmiley - tea


Monkey

Post 6

FUJIMAR

are these yourssmiley - handcuffs


Monkey

Post 7

bunglesf1nger

that plan would never work as i already have some crab eating dwarf elephants living in my anus, once these crabs have been eaten i become a great crabephant that will crush all of mankind...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Monkey

Post 8

FUJIMAR

good cause i have a osolot that is the swarn nemisis of the crabephantsmiley - tea


Monkey

Post 9

bunglesf1nger

osolot, the antdog, king of monkfly ectofish. he is no match for crabephant, the king of all swimming antelopemen. i will strike him down with the rod of bunglesbreath, weapon of the turtleshead.


Monkey

Post 10

FUJIMAR

no osolot a kind of catbird with the face if a bum and the bum of a face it always walks backwards. oh i've just farted can you smell itsmiley - tea


Monkey

Post 11

bunglesf1nger

no i can't. i need to fart but i don't dare as it's in a cue


Monkey

Post 12

FUJIMAR

I'm going to drop your brother off at the poolsmiley - tea


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