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Hiya.. want to talk about things here?

hey aint all that much to say rearly but its a long tale that some people would use to gain sympathy but not me i take it you know my name so whats yours kid?

I am not exactly a kid darling.. I have two adult daughers online too..

My first name is Chris.. please to meet you.

i call every one kid

Yes, I believe you do..

aye
so where ya from ?

Just outside of Chester in the north west of England..

You??

bath south west england

So what is this long story you were talking about, or do you wish to leave it alone now?

i gotta go but il tell ya when i return

Okay love.. I have to go offlin shortly anyway..

But I look forward to hearing from you soon..

bye for now ..

to put it simply i was in love and now her boy friend thinks im a threat to his relationship and has made it no we can not talk to each other
thats what has driven me to smoke more gods i want that bastard to die

Were you a threat to his relationship?

nope as he is living with her and they are on the other side of the dammn world

Then that doesn't make sense.. he must be very insecure

aye

Has she stopped contacting you too?

not rearly just kinda but as im a sutborn bastard i will be calling her soonish
in the words of judas prist
from what i new before somethings are worth fighting for

Careful you don't get hurt even more hunny

well the canny chap that i am i have a contingency plan