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Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Started conversation May 30, 2000
Hoboy... Yesterday, myself and 10 other people decided it would be a rather good idea to head to Bristol for Quazar Lazer. It took us 1hr to get from Hereford to Bristol and two hours to find the place after we found that our guide had changed his speech from, 'I know where Quazar in Bristol is...' to 'I know there is a Quazar in Bristol...'
Three laps of Bristol, countless losing and one crash, our car decided to give up after losing the other cars, and bang! we found it...
Great! 
We geared up and entered the arena... Despite me getting killed the most, my team managed to beat the opposition. However, we were not told about the fact that there were mirrors in the arena. This meant I turned, fired and ran into this dark silohuete which turned out to be my reflection.
Now i've got a bad knee and badly scratched shades. 
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Mr Hazmandoo (also know as Seven-of-Up to the crew of the Esirpretne) Posted Jun 1, 2000
As sad as it sounds, this was one of the funniest things I have ever experienced...
Watching Mr Grunt, AKA Jim, go tanking off, after I had shot him with my laser gun, straight into a mirror - was hilarious...
Hope you're OK now Jim
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Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Jun 1, 2000
Nice to know I can rely on your sympathy Phil 
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p500e Posted Jun 3, 2000
You should have read murphys combat rules more carefully.
"Mr grunt" (lazer quest cannon fodder)
'tcho'
Cheer up chap, could be worse, your knee could turn gangrenous and you might have to have it sawn off! ! !and again! ! !
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Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!) Posted Jun 3, 2000
The knee is fine now... But my shades... God knows how they weren't trampled on...
Reading the rules are one thing... Applying them is an entirely different matter...
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