h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.
Hope you are having a good day.


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I never have a good day in this place, it would seem!!

Ah, my poor MellieNibbles! Have some cake

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Argh! Too many points in cake!!

I'm going for a walk now as I had my lunch an hour ago and I need the fresh air!

I'm planning to get the either 17.15 train tonight - getting to Garforth at 17.29 (Unless I lose the will to live again like yesterday and go early!) I was going to get the 16.57 but it's the Middlesbrough train and it's cancelled.

What are your plans for this evening? Tv? DVD? Something else?!

I haven't got any plans at the moment. So who knows....? Isn't CSI on tonight?


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Yes CSI tonight.

I've just been to the library. I've got a book out (Black Swan Green by David Mitchell) but when they first scanned my card it was saying that the £31 fine was still outstanding Anyway library bloke rung the finance dept and sorted it! And I got an updated card now... we should get you registered now!

I applied for a job in LS15 earlier, and they called me about it... it would have been perfect, except you needed to be able to drive Will crack on with my mission to find another job tonight... don't let me get side tracked!!

Okay, Cheek.
I would like to join the library! (Because the millions of books we have obviously isn't enough!). There's something I was wanting to look for in the library but I can't remember what it is!
Choccy...hmmmm....

Only problem with you joining is that you don't have anything to prove your address as all the bills are in my name and your passport has your pre-married name. I think it's time we got our driving licenses changed.

Was it a book about monkeys that you wanted?!

I think I need to go to the doctor. I'm having wrist issues with my left hand. It hurts to hold the phone and as I type there's a funny 'pulling' sensation. Probably RSI, but don't want it to turn into anything more serious.

Are you coming taking the day off on the 21st? (Next thursday?)

I probably will take the day off, Cheek. The council tax bill has my name and address together.
Yes, it was a book about monkeys that I wanted, and one about flanks.

Why is it in your name? It should be in both our names

Cheeky swines

It has got both our names on but it can be used as evidence of my address.

You cheeky monkey....

Pertemps want to send me for a job at HBOS in Leeds

Apparently HBOS are 'really, really interested in me' (I bet they are, I do owe them money after all) and want to arrange an interview.

Not the best money though... £6.75 ph, £12k a year... I think it's too big a drop.

Is it in Leeds centre? If it doesn't sound good enough don't go for it, wait for something better, it'll come along.

Do you really think I'd want to work for HBOS anyway? The swines won't even give me a proper bank card!!

That's because they smell like flanks gone bad.

What did you have for lunch today? Has the lack of cheese ruined your day?

Almost. Cheeeeeeeese....
I had sandwiches, crisps, a muffin.
Was your lunch nice?

Yes - all was good today and I feel ok. No headache, no sickness; I feel ok apart from this wrist thing and even that's no biggie. I think maybe it was just having that really bad night's sleep that didn't help. That doesn't mean I'm any happier to be here mind!!

You'll find a better job, Cheek.

So you keep saying... do have one hidden somewhere that I don't know about?!