h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, well done!

And you're an ACE too. All's going swimmingly, yeah?

Yes, except for this computer is so slow and I have tons of email to read-- I figured out a way to check it online and I have a ton! I like being an ACE...

Wow, I'm back!!
I accidentally forgot my password again

I have so much to say...

Esti.. Did I tell you about when our german teacher showed us his singing and dancing skills?
For the benefit of others..
He was bending down and wwalking round the room - like a shark. He said he was looking for the next victim.. arm movements and everything. Then he started singing this song.. something about a shark in german.
Eventually after about 5 minutes of his little dance, he jumped and got his victim.. by asking them a question in german.
It was sooooooooo funny!

And.. I have to get the corrs new album.. After singing breathless infront of 30 people when I literally was breathless afterwards coz I forgot to breathe!!

Esti, you have to help me tune the guitar in, coz at the moment it sounds... err... dodgy.

And.. I found the notes to it on the keyboard, although it's too late now for the music performance thing, but I'll give them to you anyway if you like.

Liberty

JENI YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC VOICE AND YOU DID REALLY WELL YOU CAN'T DENY IT YOU SHOULD SING PROFESSIONALLY AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP AS I THINK YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!

Esti,

keep calm, Party in the park is happening right now and one day we will be performing there. They will beg us to go



Liberty

Esti...

I would tell you to shut it, but I can't coz we're in the zone and we have to remember the 3 c's.

So I'll e-mail you and tell you to shut up

Liberty

Hey Jeni I wouldn't mind performing in front of 100,000 people, I wonder if I'd be nervous. I had a dream we were performing at Wembley Arena and I wasn't the slightest bit nervous, infact I was loving every minute of it, and it was actually us supporting Skandal on their tour!!!!!!!!!! That's cool huh?

Hey All Saints are performing at PITP right now and it sounds really good! (it's live on the radio)

So is the new Corrs album out in the US? Do you know?

I don't have a clue I'm afraid, but I can tell you it's out here in the UK in exactly one week's time, and they are number 1 in the UK top 40 singles chart with "Breathless" this week! WOO HOO!

Okay thanks anyway. I might actually have to go to the store and look, horror of horrors!

I love that song..

Esti.. Yeah I think I'd be nervous singing infront of 100,000 people.. I got panicked singing infront of 30!!

Hey I forgot to breathe then imagine what it would be like infront of 100,000 people.. I'd end up choking or something..

I'd love to perform at PITP though.. no matter how nervous I am!!
Only if Erik P was there.. mmmmmmmmmmm

Liberty

ok.. I've decided to change the layout of this place!

I am going to make it an outside but it's gonna be inside if you see my point, so it will be great weather all the time, because it'll act like a big greenhouse and there will be loadds of exotic trees and plants

And also there's a see through roof now

Liberty

So now.. pull up a lounger

I like this new layout!

Hey Jeni you only panicked in front of 30 people because you knew them and you thought they were only expecting so much of you and they know your background, out of those 100,000 people you'll probably never see them again. Victoria Beckham said she was only nervous becuase she knew her family were there!

Oooh I like the pretty plants! What does this one do? Ouch! *Snatches her hand away from the man-eating cactus* I guess they're good to look at, but I don't think I'll try to make tea out of any of them I like the new layout!

So do you want a review of In Blue? (the Corrs album). I bought it today and I have to say it's very good! Here's a review then.....
1. "Breathless"-exactly the same as the single, in other words FANTASTIC

2. "Give Me A Reason"- average pace, not a fast or slow, but an upbeat chorus and very catchy, easy to sing-a-long to.

3. "Somebody For Someone"-very sweet tune and very meaningful lyrics

4. "Say"-slow verses, well almost slow, and faster chorus, generally a good song

5. "All The Love In The World"-what you could call a fast ballad, the singing is slow but there's quite a lot of drums. Reminds me of one of the tracks off "Talk On Corners", maybe "Love Gives Love Takes", not the same tune, just similar.

6. "Radio"-same lyrics in the same order as the original, no violins, weird electric sound instead, then just before chorus keyboardy sound gives it some more structure, then strumming of guitar for chorus, then back to electric sound.

7. "Irresistable"-Very upbeat song all the way through with a lot of guitars, very catchy chorus, good lyrics.

8. "One Night"-uh, one of those songs with dodgy lyrics, in other words could mean something else, but a very nice slowie.

9. "All In A Day"-a lot of strummings of electric guitars, or it might be keyboards, I'm not sure. Average speed. One of those songs with several verses but no chorus. Good anyway.

10. "At Your Side"-Very good beginning with electric guitars strumming slowly, but fast voice. Catchy chorus again, very meaningful lyrics.

11. "No More Cry"-very fast song with brilliant introduction, very fast verses, almost a tuneful rap, then singing for the chorus.

12. "Rain"- one of those songs where the tune is faster than the vocals, but good beat.

13. "Give It All Up"-introduction reminds me of the theme tune to one of those kiddy programmes on TV! But once the vocals start it's all change, then a catchy chorus.

14. "Hurt Before"-a good song baisically!

15. "Rebel Heart"-intrumental with a strong Irish sound, slow but really good to relax to, the type where if you need to chill out after a stressful day this is the track to put on!!!! Then again if something sad has happened it might make you cry!

Overall-FANTASTIC! This is a fab album and you should get a copy!!!!!!

I'm gonna copy it from you Esti!!

Most songs make me cry! I don't know what it is.. westlife can make me cry, especially flying without wings

And how can you not distinguish between a keyboard and a guitar?!?

Princess Bride.. sorry I forgot to warn you about those man eating catises.. actually you should also watch out for those blue flowers over there.. if you get too close then they explode and cover you in sticky blue super glue

Esti.. that album sounds great and did you tell Pandora I could sing???

If you see me around.. acting paranoid, then get used to it coz that's the new me.. I feel like one of the lone gunmen from the x files!!
I might give you the third degree before you try and talk to me.. I'll apologise in advance now

Trust no one

Liberty

Oh and Esti.. who's Jeni???

Liberty

Think about that question before you answer it please!!

Hi peeps! Liberty: I think I've convinced my mum, and I'm gonna have my ears pierced again, which means I'll have 2 piercings up each ear! Woo hoo! Just you wait...... Hey, Quorthon left a message on h2g2 saying he's loving Ozzy! http://www.h2g2.com/F18645?thread=63630&post=489718 is the forum to which he posted, have a look!

Katsy..
ears pierced again?? my mom said I could havemy ears pierced today.. if I wanted (for the 1st time) but I said no. I don't think it would duit me and also i think it's weird piercing holes in your body dso that you can decorate yourself with jewellery.. more of my @different@ views!

Oops. there goes my american thing again
I was messing aroound with the keyboard settings and accidentally (purposely) changed the settings to american and now I can't change them back.. meaning that the " key is now @ and the @ key is now " it's really confusing!!

QUORTHON LEFT A MESSAGE???? IT MUST HAVE VEEN SOMEONE ELSE.. MAYBE HE HAS FOUND US ON HERE.. DON'T REPLY.. DON'T DO ANYTHING.. IT MUST BE A HACKER OR SOMETHING

Sorry aboot that my paranoid side came through a bit there

Oh yeah.. I just went shopping.. I got a real nice pair of sandal shoe things.. 4 inches high!!! also got a nice triangled bottom skirt thing and a gipsy top (is that spelt right?!?)

Anway.. better be going.. Esti if you're reading this.. then chack ya mail!!

C y'all soon!
love Liberty

Jeni, I thought you and Katsy were Mike's friends. Instead you've left it to the rest of us to find the weasel-faced twit who has been abusing Mike's account and do something about it. Stop running around in circles and screaming, and DO something constructive next time.

We have managed to get Peta to close the foog page although it doesn't take much brains to figure that for an alternate id. And I'm on to hotmail to protect Mike's account. Believe me, I'll get it done. Why? Not because I'm an adult, but because I'm Mike's friend, and loyalty counts for something to me.

Katsy, the one thread on "foog's" page was attended by you. You maybe could have claimed to be ignorant of his true identity a minute ago, but not any more. You know exactly who it is. Will you take steps to stop this immediately? I would appreciate a reply. Because if you can't help I'll move right along and find someone who can.

Lil