h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've never changed my name. I know, boring isn't it?

Oh well - at least you don't confuse people.

I think I resent that remark!

Purple danish with fish and raining granola coming right up!

- X

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched."
"I will not buy this tobacconnists, it is scratched."
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
"My nipples explode with delight!"

All hail to Python

FREAK!

you r a gate crasher

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Jimi X u r a half cut skeleton And an international cow23r45te rtfgj5764bu

Finally Jeni X has gone and I can explain myself.
I'm really sorry Jimi X about Jeni X's attitude to you. She wrote all the above (5?) postings. Talk to her about it. I couldn't stop her. She's probably gonna come on this in a minute and blame me for it......
Don't worry, if Jeni's upset you, go the the ESG (enemy support group) forum where you can pour your heart out to me and quite a few other upset souls.
http://www.h2g2.com/A239582

WHAT????
Esti, I can't believe u, how the hell am I supposed to write that under your name??? I don't even know your password. I think you're the one who can expect to see your name up on the ESG.
I'm really, really sorry but those things that were written had nothing to do with me. Esti check your e-mail.

Anyway, back onto the subject of changing names -
I was recently thinking of changing my name to:
Jeni, The X File Who's constantly in the ER (check out my home page for an explanation!!)

Jeni, you are a complete and utter lier. You were round my house and before I had the chance to stop you, you had written that. And you can't put my name on the ESG 'cos it's my forum and only I can change what's on there! You're already on there for many things, including when you tipped the contents of my bag out onto the floor in our French lesson on Thursday!
And Jeni the X File.... was my idea, I suggested it, so you can't steal it!

BTW Jimi X: here's a way to upset Jeni X: just call her by any of the following names:
Asthmatic Enemy Of G-d,
Dependable Skeleton,
New Fast Automatic F-REEK
or Big Wicker Ventriloquist.

Astmatic.... is the best one, check out all her forums I've been on and and you'll see that she gets very angry, so there's no use in saying, "Ahhh, I just lurrrrve it when you call me that!" just as when Shim posted piccies of Jules up and she said, "Arrr! I just knew you'd put those up and I just simply luurrrrve that photo!"

I'm a liar???
So OK, you can use Jeni the x file who's constantly in the ER.
I've only ever been round your house twice and both of those times were at your party??

I tried to do that link on your page and I can't get it, I'm not an asthmatic.... My full name is big wicker ventriloquist, for your information.

I know, but Jeni with your REAL surname is Astmatic Enemy Of G-d.
And don't lie. You've been round my house 4 times, 2 was my party.
And when you FINALLY turn your answering machine off I'll call you from my mobile!

We don't turn the answering machine off, y don't u calll me now I'll answer the phone I promise.

You phone me! I've only heard my phone ring twice and since then I've changed the jingle, I wanna hear it working!