h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought I'd drop by and introduce myself. I'm Amy +, the other Amy picture you're "taking" to London for the next meetup.

Hiya Amy+!

Always good to get to know people before you take them away for the weekend...

Very true!

Amy P said I might have to be "guarded"... pray tell, what from?

I was just winding her up a little. Apparently, in previous meets, 'she' has ended up in the gents...

Who knows where the two of you might end up this time...

I think that's what she'd told me...

.... not like I haven't been there before... (I used to work as a housekeeper at a grocery store, one of the duties was cleaing the bathrooms).

Still, a protector might be a good thing...

Who would be protecting who, and from what?

I'm not entirely sure myself...

Ah well... what could happen to 'you' that's so bad?...

*thinks*

WATER STAINS!!!!!

I think that one can be avoided... I could either put 'you' in a plastic wallet, or cover you with some clear stick-backed plastic...

Any preferences?

Hmm... plastic wallet... hmmm... *muses*

I might even be able to mount 'you' on card if you really wanted... make it less likely that 'you''ll come to grief!

Hmmm...

Hmmm....?

Hmmmm... .

Too many options?

Nah, just humming...

Why? Have you forgotten the words?

Yup...

I heard I had fun at the meet... not quite as much fun as Amy P...

'You' certainly didn't complain! I'm pretty sure there's photographic evidence of you and Amy P's presence... I just can't remember who took the photos!

That Amy P... can't take her anywhere without her getting into mischief...