h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't believe it! I can't log on to netscape, hotmail or uklinux. I can't get mail.

*Breaks down in tears*

Dr J (snivelling)

*Rushes over to comfort the good doctor. She is carrying a large box of Man sized tissues. Her right shoulder is just the place for his ponytailed head*
There there.
X

*gentle snoring can be heard*
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

*wakes up feeling much better. for a few seconds wonders who the fragrant female lying on his arm is......remembers (). starts to worry about the reaction of the other villagers as they see him leaving Lady C's cottage at 7 am on a Sunday.*

How's the mail? Still need a shoulder? I have another.
*reaches for the Man sized tissues in case there is more sobbing*
(the fragrant female! )

Still having a few problems - I got bounced by the ISP a few minutes ago - but at least I've downloaded all my mail.

That's good news anyway.
*secretly disappointed about the other shoulder*

I could stay here if you like, but I would be asleep most of the time.

*Disappears off to send message IRL*

Asleep is fine!
Away from here myself now. Things to put off until tomorrow. You know how it is.
I'll check mail soon.
*leaves cup of *

*Drinks . Helps himself to a couple of biscuits.*

Aha! We bump at last. I was just going off too!

Morning, Coely. I was just on my way to the village to attempt to stop the spread of scurrillous gossip.

E-mail follows in about an hour or so.

Dr J

Scurrillous gossip?
Never.

Mind you, we've both been away from here for a while! That's how rumours start. Catch you soon.