h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, my fish. Just thought I'd drop by. I trust that you are having a pleasant evening. I am presently off to go and eat the remains of a leek and potato pie that is in my basement at present. Have fun,

Em xxxx

Hello my queen!
Very pleasant evening indeed thanks.
Please explain why you should have such a thing in your basement. Shall I send a food parcel over?
*starts muttering about young people not eating properly*

Hey Em. Doncha just hate people who double post. 100 lines "Speak when you are spoken to" Anyway, I once caught Gwennie having a lovely chat to an 18 year old called Possum. I butted in, (tee hee) but then started a much more sedate thread just for us little old dears. It grew and grew until several older researchers nearly came to blows. We try not to talk about it, but it led to the setting up of a little village community. (Yes, yes, I'm getting to the point. Young people. So impatient.) Anyway, we have a couple of jobs in the village for bright young things like yourself. Read it first, but remember, we never, never, never mention what went on: http://www.h2g2.com/F27622?thread=58959 then pop back here and let me know. If you like what you read, then I'll take you to the village and give you the address of the Job Centre. I'll even write your reference myself. No pinching the toyboys though ;-) ><>