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Gift-wrapped leftie
AlienTourist Started conversation Dec 31, 2001
Warning- blatant flirtation follows...
Okay, so this leftie is average height and fair haired/skinned, but he still comes 
wrapped and with a 
.
Happy New Year!
Gift-wrapped leftie
coelacanth Posted Dec 31, 2001
Oooh! Ever seen a 
blush? Look! 
I shouldn't worry about the height. I'm a very tiny fish and most people are tall to me. 
Shall I find a vase for that . Its lovely! 
Now, how do you like to be unwrapped?
Gift-wrapped leftie
AlienTourist Posted Dec 31, 2001
You can unwrap the gift anyway you like, but hurry- its rather stuffy in here and the is wilting.
And if the box is a little too firmly wrapped, just don't use a sharp knife to pry it open! 
Gift-wrapped leftie
coelacanth Posted Dec 31, 2001
I like to unwrap my slowly and enjoy it. So I'll just tear a little bit off, no knife of course. Just enough to let you have some air and pass the out.
Then I'll have a bit of a feel of the as long as you don't mind.
Gift-wrapped leftie
AlienTourist Posted Dec 31, 2001
Wow.
Ever seen an alien blush?
From 
to .
You should inspect the carefully 
and make sure you've unpacked it properly and haven't left anything in the box.
Unfortunately I have to run off in a minute and get into trouble. It is New Year's after all. But you can keep the . 
Gift-wrapped leftie
coelacanth Posted Dec 31, 2001
Thank you! I will keep safe.
I've never seen a blushing alien before.
Have a good evening. Happy New Year! 
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