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Do you know how hard it is to typ a reply without looking.

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Cannot find server or DNS Error

Are you sure you meant that too.

You are not permitted to access /forumframe.cgi on this server.

I think she is trying to get rid of me.

404 Error

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Now this is getting scary.

Er... this is a joke, right ?

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Server Error 500

She keeps saying that, I'm having a hard time believing it though.

a little curious... shall we try some tcsh on her?

% sleep 40 | wc | cat &
% kill %3
% kill -%1

I didn't understand that bit either.

do you speak unix?

Not really.

confused

Hello Scarlet, long time no see.

'fraid I don't get online often, Menza. Ev'ry body's so sweet when I do, though, I wish I could be here all day! But nah, I gots studying to do. Finals are the week after next and I'm pullin' my hair out!

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HTTP Error 405

Why do you keep saying that?