h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry, Pete, you're bound to develop some bizzare quirks eventually. To accellerate the process, just try to do one odd thing a day for a week. Then, move up to two per day. The next week three and so on to reasonable extent. You've got your youth, there's still time to make an eccentric of yourself.

that was great. I *unintentionally* do bizarre things rather frequently... but like the idea of being more silly on purpose.

Now if I can only get my teenage daughter to quit yelling at me that dad's aren't supposed to do things like that ...