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filthy oil, i wouldn't have minded if it was a small size hose but this was long so oil was pishing everywhere carrying it to the shopfloor. The guy looks rather odd if i say so, dont think he understood my question.

Oh no hels

That Dont sound good mate , hopefully it'll be ok for you, i need a new job too.

Weekend was ok despite me working, i played a set at a Club in long eaton for my mates leaving bash as he's going away to australia travelling.

Didnt get home till 4:30 and end up coming into work 1hour and 30mins late and off my tits still. Bad Times

oh no! At least you made it in

K, remember when i got my free toys from forereo roche'?

I didnt tell you what i did last week?!

yep, i remember! what did you do?

i wrote to Fox's

I told them i had no strawberry flavoured sweets in the bag that i bought (which is actually true)

The next day i had a letter explaining how there machines operate and what the cause could have been, along with a £2 cheque

Im waiting to hear from Golden Wonder now

ahahaha thats so good, cheeky but good!!!

I know, i felt rather guilty but its quite funny. My other half was in bits laughing, he was like "Have you done it again" Would have been better if there was treble figures on it

What have you wrote to golden wonder for Hels?

"I recently recieved a £2 cheque from you after my letter to complain at not having any strawberry sweets in the packet i brought, i used the £2 to buy 2 more packets and i regret to inform you it has happenend to me again, i would like another cheque and a big bag of strawberry ONLY sweets as compensation for the harrowing situation lack of strawberry sweets has puts me in"

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!


FUNNY! I think i will for a laugh!

I gotta do one now, hometime!

Sik, i'll let K explain

Totty bye

Cya hels

What time are you in till K?

Laters Hels

aww ive got thru to the 2nd stage of the interview but im not sure what to do cos i dont really want the job, i could go along and see what its about or make up some shiz and just not go!! im desperate for a new job then when one comes around i dont want it!!

in till 6 today mate, you?

Here till 7:30 mate.

It suck's balls!

I don't think i could do door to door sale's mate.

what you gonna do then?

well its something ive applied for before and i spent a whole day walking round with this right tool, while he was disturbing people asking them to switch to Npower, i was thinking to myself if they want it, they will ask for it?! i was offered the job but turned it down, i got a free KFC out of it tho!

I think im just gonna call them tomorrow say sorry for wasting your time, but somethings come up i cant do it!

Ahh yeah that does suck, do you have to make up the time you were late by??

got midas 2mrw

rik, do you know a Chaitanya Paladugu??? just over quoted my sale she works in notts office??

Nah don't know them. they do that all the time up here the scumbags!

Don't know if i'll have to make the time up, sometimes my T.L lets me off.

its no biggie, TL is sorting out my £1 for that sale anyway!

right geez, im out now!!

Take it easy mate, and have a good eve!

chat 2mrw!!

Cya Mate!

Take it easy