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Post 1

DhulQarnain

I love you Fergus.

Even if you are a mean spirited pedant under this name as well.

Dhul The Inscrutable Qarnain


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Post 2

redfergus


Yes.

If you were scrutable, I'd try to find somebody who might be willing to screw you.


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Post 3

DhulQarnain

It took you three hours to come up with that?

You're losing your touch RedFergus.

DhulQarnain.


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Post 4

redfergus


It took you two hours to come up with that riposte, Duh! So where does that leave you, eh, eh? Eh? Up your own pitiful anus, that's where.


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Post 5

KittyRed

ding ding

Come on now boys surely you can do better than that.

Round 2...

Kitty (inbetween rounds girl)


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Post 6

DhulQarnain

I have decided to retire undefeated.

RedFergus is a smelly bottom.

DhulQarnain.


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Post 7

redfergus


That confirms it. So long, Enig.


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Post 8

KittyRed

ding ding

yawn...

round 3

Kitty (inbetween rounds girl)


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Post 9

redfergus


Hello, Kitty.

Ding DONGG! © Leslie Phillips c. 1959


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Post 10

DhulQarnain

Love to everyone.

DhulQarnain (The rampant Dictator that this world needs!).


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Post 11

redfergus


Oh no! Hide, everybody!


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Post 12

DhulQarnain

"....now where is that damned horse Bucephalus? Haephestion! Haephestion! Get me my bloody horse!"

DhulQarnain.


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Post 13

redfergus


He's not Alexander – he's just a naughty boy!


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Post 14

KittyRed

Well hello Fergus and love to you to Dhulthingywhatsit.

oooo erm sorry

ding ding

better

Round 4

Kitty (i r g)


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Post 15

DhulQarnain

"Right Haephestion, saddle up the horses and lets invade RedFergus, he won't like it up him!

After we conquer and democratise RF then we can move onto trickier things like democratising GW"

DhulQarnain.


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