h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not writing to you as any of my characters, but as the real-life guy sitting at my computer. See, in the Titanic Battle forum, I want to have Dimmy leave (if he stays too long he hogs the spotlight from Zeb), but I have this climactic vision of how he's going to do it... And in order to make that vision look authentic, I need to have another character attack Dimmy with a massive blast of energy. Would you mind doing so? Just say you're firing a huge blast at him, make a big deal of it, but don't say how it affects him. Dimmy will try to counter it, of course, and it will end up as several posts of one of those long, incredibly stupid DBZ-style face-offs. You won't lose, though, I promise you that. You should come out of it completely unscathed, and score some points against Zeb/Dimmy. And hey, if you ever want me to do something similar in a battle, just ask.

[Mewtwo] }Righto.{