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The answer to: " Why?"
Dr. Scott Started conversation Jan 25, 2000
It is quite simple, you see, because it feels so darn good.
Now, when you were back in Catholic school and were fondling that banana, did you question why? No, you just did it because you liked the shape.
Now, when a female monkey looks at two elephants on the velvet plain going at it, does she question why? I don't know. You see I never talked with a monkey before. That reminds me: IF THERE ARE ANY FEMALE MONKEYS OUT THER LOOKING FOR CONVERSATION WITH A BELOW AVERAGE HUMAN, PLEASE DROP A NOTE.
How many monkeys can you fit in your car?
How many can openers (the plug in electric type)?
Why am I asking? Now, there is the answer.
OK, maybe all this does not make any sense, but I tell you this:
If you sleep with someone you also sleep with everyone else that person slept with. That means that you will be sleeping with a whole bouch of people at once. 'Group Sex' So, if I were you I would find my self an old prostitute.
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