h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The third reason someone would visit you is because they are an ACE (Assistant Community Editor) whose job it is to welcome people just like you!

Welcome to h2g2! If you ever need a hand, please feel free to ask me or one of the other aces over at the ACE page - http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

Have fun!
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Uhps, hello big brother, I didn't forget you , I know you are everywhere at any time, so I thought it is'nt nesecary to give you a point.

Not big brother so much as big lurker!
The ACEs (of which I am one also) are unpaid surfers who welcome people who are new the the site and offer any help they may need finding a good virtual h2g2 pub or h2g2 newspaper. If you need assistance, you can count on the ACEs.

And if you get lost along the way, stop by http://www.h2g2.com/U24 and ask for Peta, she's the Community Editor and is technically 'in charge' of the ACEs. Though how she can control an unruly mob like us is something I've been afraid to ask....

When I signed on, I recall something about whips and slavery.....

I am just one of many researchers.... Why don't you go out and talk to them! The people around here are extremely friendly!
If your ever bored out of your brain..... You could always check out the links and stuff over at my page - http://www.h2g2.com/U52300

Do you like music? Maybe even play a musical instrument?

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