h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

helloooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im busy laminating. wht u up2 niks?

not a whole lot just got up a wee while ago and had some toast, then got ready, then got bored, hmm what you's on after work, ya fancy taking a donder down the street?

Have u come 2 brighten up our afternoon...cos im soooooooooo bored!!!!!!!

Yes we've missed ya!!!!!

aw how sweet chick,
are you not having an excitinly tantalising time then?

Its been a hourna long day......feel like a few days has passed lol

well just think you only have one hour to go then your free to roam the highland hill's if you wish!!

this place is just rivetting i tell ya!

i'll donder down the street with ya chick no problemo. wanna come meet us at work??

Dont think il b doing any of that malarkie...

omg injury at work i just cut my finger with the corner of the laminated sheet, very deep! must dash to toilet and then get bandage! aaaaaaaaaw!

yeah no worries girlies i'll meet ya's at 25 past 5, woop woop!!

jeez woman it couldn't have been that bad if you managed to write that message before going to fix it!

Oh no i think u should sue.

Nik talk 2 us till then.....

im trying not to touch it, that way it might heel up lol, if i touch it, it opens and i can see how deep it is! argh

I bet its just a paper cut lol

its a laminated cut! not a paper cut

Ud neva make a nurse

haha im kidding u turd. i dont want to be a nurse, i want to be an astronaut!

U & Nik 2 only she was scared they would leave her there lol

Where have u gone Nik???

nik get a load of this

lucy text earlier askin me 2 get her hairdryer from pauls n take it to her (weith a kiss at the end mind you lol)

i txt back and said 'r u taking the piss?'

she text back and said i thought ud be round sometime

so i told her nope, im busy!

what a muppet eh! haha