h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~pout~... You forgot to welcome cats in your intro... thats terribly naughty you know... ~sad smile~... hmmm... can one do that... smile sadly... ~trying the sad smile out~... Yes one can... ~grin~...

Well. I could mentioned cats, along with every other type of life on the planet, in order to not miss people out. But I'm not that bored, so I won't.

Anyway, everybody knows that cats are the spawn of the devil, vicious, evil little buggers much like yourself, Greebo. So I'll be having none of that on my site. Skat!

~grin~... what a welcome... well me would agree with you about Greebo's, but most cats are really nice... oh... and you forgot persistant in your list of cat crimes...

I have never met a nice cat, however that does not rule out their existence. I apologise to any cats who may be nice and I have offended. The best course of action, I feel, would have to be starting a civil war between the "nice" cats and the demon-spawn, however I think that the numbers would be a bit skewed !!

Hmmm... if you not like me... me can always go and cadge a doughnut off someone else... ~grin~