h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dec 4, 1999

Posted Dec 4, 1999

Well, I am currently packing my small bag as I am out of here. I gor a reply from a Horay II interested in the dishwashing position. I told him to find his way over here and dig right in. I, of course, will not be around. I got a ride with a Meebite who will take me to a planet, that he says, allows one to use their dreams to get home. So, I will try to sneak out in a few minutes, as soon as the trash is sent to the fusion extractor for juice. i will, like so many times before when I wanted to get blasted, will jump in the trash and jump out before my body is guzzeled down someones throat. With my luck it probably would be Arthur's. The Meebite will pick me up in about 20 minutes and we will be on our way. He assures me that on this planet I will ba able to finally return to earth. He told me his fee is just to rub his deeties with my toes. He said it always makes him fill better. At this point I will do anything to get outs here. Yes, I am cheap but this is a predatory universe and a nomad /researcher like myself has got to be cheap sometimes.

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