h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, I am inquiring about the dishwasher position at the restarant at the end of all times. I have plenty of experiance, working in over 30 eateries here on earth alone. My most resent job was at Henry's food shack and worked thier for far too long. Job duties included dishwashing cooking, sandwich making, phone santitizing, register, acasional waiter, janitoral, mantainace, at times archatectual(when we finally evolved to that period in time), opening/closing; in short: all around slave. I think I fit the bill for what you are looking for. Thanx.

Yes, Yes, Yous sound like just what the doctor ordered. Where are you now ? Close ? can you make it here in a few hours ? Having slave experience will help you considerably. I suggest you high tail it over here as fast as you can and if I am not here you can just go into the back and start washing. Believe me someone will come by and ask "Who the hell are you " and before you can answer continue with "There's more dishes on the tables". So welcome to the team if you make it. Thanks for your inquiry .

P.S. Stay away from Arthur's table. He's been here awhile and is pretty damn drunk.
P.S.S. Also the Swatzbef is not edible after being exposed to oxygen more then 5 seconds so eat it quickly.

sounds rather spiffy. But now we get to the magical part of this conversation. I only have 3 alterian dollars on me and time jumps of tousands of billians of years are running rather expensive these days. If you could, send me the money: Galactic union. I can work it off while you have a spiffy time watching the whole of creation end for a few nights. It would not only be greatly apreciated, but nessary. I am located in the plure sectors so make sure you send it to the right me. Thanx a trillion.

Maybe you didn't understand the add for a dishwasher. Remember when I said "I DONT GET PAID"?
I can appreciate your dilema, having been their myself a few times, but really have no means to give you any.I do have some advice
that has been learned from the experiences I have had in similiar situation. Good Luck ! cuz you'll need it.

P.S. See if you can hitch a ride with one of those commercial star distributers. They usually are alone and get very lonely. Be sure to laugh at their jokes and brushen up on your burping. Also, if you don't already have one, and I cannot imagine someone like you not having one, but for whatever it's worth, get a copy of the Hitchhickers Guide To th Galaxy. It's the only wat to travel.

GoD SpeeD

I guess there's alot we have in common. Ask 'them' if they can wire the money to me. Tell them I am a reasercher in the guide and will write up a very intresting and deliteful story on thier restarant. That usually will get them. Cuz i sure as hell don't have any severance pay.

You are becoming a pain in the ass. But i understand. So, How about giving me the amount
it would cost to get a "Segunda" class ticket on whatever? Let me know he really was interested in you writing a story about his place. At first he couldn't care less as he has quite a successful business now but after I told him that
you have access, i lied, to the Brhuella quadrant he was extatic because his breeder lives their and
he want's to show how successfull he has become un the Brhuella Based Dispatch. So let me no the $$ you need and we
will consider it an advance to your review of this place.

P.S. If you have no connections to the Brhuella Based Dispatch maybe you should find a way their first

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Hemroids! Well, ok, just on my way to Brhuella when I was stopped by a galactic porkus, I mean a galactuc patrol ship.
Cause I was standing on hyper-space entrance (a little too far in) They've arrested me.
Please send bail. Will make it to Brhuella,get job as journalist(promise to guide won't go renegade), Send you the $$ for the bail. Get money to make encredable thousand billion time jump. Pay you your trouble pay, and work as dishwasher(I would really like to see the end of all times). If this in any way presents problem, just send 50$, and we can call it even. Thanx.