h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not really very elegant (difficult when you are short)
attractive is subjective
sensitive is intermittent - like it depends on my awakeness state
film going depends on films, proximity and cost of cinema, state of pocket, state of weather and people to go with
woman I can do

but I am otherwise only interested in saying hello

so hello

If your intrests are limited to saying hello, then I'm rather stuck.

Hello.

( Uh, can you do goodbye? )

Goodbye.

I can do hello, hallo, allo, prego, bonjour,
goodbye, auf wiedersehn, arrivederci, ciao, au revoir

I can also talk about many things in between, but only when I am interested in them.

how about you?

what are you stuck in? treacle?

have some treacle cake...

Treacle cake is good, lemon cake is better. Things that intrest me? Fried mushrooms. Audrey Hepburn films. Girls with red hair. Not ness. at the same time, though..

lemon cake is most assuredly better.
i like ginger cake too.

i like mushrooms but they don't interest me particularly strongly

i like books rather than films

and i have no preference on redheads

i like guys with black hair

Speaking of books, you should try the ones with Harry Potter in them. Actually, Harry is a guy with black hair. Although possibly a bit young for you, however...

i'll try them, as soon as i've saved up my pocket money