h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The holidays are really getting me down. I wish they were over. That's it.

I hear that! Holiday seasons should really be...optional.

well, unless I enclose myself in a little bubble 'til the beginning of next year, I can't stop it from going on around me.

(wish I could though)

Well, I think we'll have to include that for the plans of the alternate society (I think it was beetle and a few others in on this plan) - the society that functions entirely at night and sleeps all day. Right. On the agenda. No holidays. Or at least only completely arbitrary ones like "Paul Newman appreciation day"

Right...

Or, my favorite, "Sing Copa Cabana" day

Oooooh!!

Her name was Lola, she was a showgi-

Oh, wait, is that today then?

I just recieved a winter solstice gift! Before christmas, but after Hannaca.

I apoligise for my misspelling of the jewish holiday. Don't be offended. I am just clueless.

But here is a hug for you two. May your next few days be void of sorrow and Charles Dickens.

Well, at least I can get my dose of the Grinch now.

Yeah, I don't have a problem with Christmas so much. New Year's gets to me more.

Presents I give/get can be for any holiday thingy. Solstice, Millennium, whatever you like.

Oh yeah, to hell with New Year's, it's the second lamest holiday in existence as far as I'm concerned...

Er, sorry, I'll go back to my old festive self...someday...

*passes out champain and chocolates*

Now now, lets have a party to celibrate the woes of us, eh?
I've always perferred private parties.

I always end up WORKING private parties...

*winks at beetle*