h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi.

Damn! She beat me to it!

Well, it's a very competitive business these days, naked sofa exploitation.

I'll tell you what...I'll make you my partner. How do you fancy that?

It depends...

.. exactly what do you mean by "partner"?

*looks worried*

Exactly which part of 'Live Naked Sofa Action Partner' don't you understand?

That's what I was thinkin'. Geesh!

So are you in, or are you out? I got a business to run, you know?

In? Out?
In! Out!
Shake it all about..

Sure, sure, I'm in.

*shakes it all about for bubs*

What's our first order of buisness?

Um...I'm not quite sure what you're "shakin' all about" here, but could you put it away? This IS a family forum.

It IS?? *looks around* Who's married and where are they hiding all the children??

I actually didn't have anything to say, but I thought this would be a great thread to keep track of. TAG. There.

Somehow, i had thought this thread would be a bit busier. I guess people aren't into sofa's as much as they had been.

*goes off to find an terribly interesting sofa for this thread*

*scratches chin*

Hmm... this thread probably would have been busier had I named it "Live Naked Futon Action". I'll remember that next time, yes. Hmmm...

*continues to scratch chin*

Damn scabies.

Did you fall off your dodge and make a boo boo on your chin?

Hey! Sofa works for me!