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Shawn the uncarved block. Started conversation Nov 22, 1999
Outside... ba-a-a-a-ad. 
Inside... goo-oo-oo-ood. 
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billypilgrim Posted Nov 22, 1999
F**k off. Oh, wait, sorry. No foul language allowed. Hahahaha.
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 22, 1999
(gasp) Oh biwwypiwgwim swore at widdle ol' me.
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billypilgrim Posted Nov 22, 1999
Did not!! It was an imposter. Quick, call the web police!!!
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 29, 1999
...he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a de-tuned radio.
By the way, my home page is slowly filling with gif images... someone told me the Xmas puds don't scroll on their computers. If any of you can't see the pud in movement, tell me what computer and web browser you're using, including the version of it too...
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 29, 1999
...oh, that man. He talks in maths too. I forgot that. 
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billypilgrim Posted Nov 29, 1999
Repeat after me: The puddings don't move, the puddings don't move, the puddings don't move....
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Nov 30, 1999
Repeat after me.
I am using Netscape Navigator. A lovely web browser, but one that doesn't support HTML commands like Netscape Navigator on the PC or Internet Explorer 5. Animated gifs move too fast and I can't see the Xmas pud move on Shawn's or Azza's sites...
I'm sorry, but the PC actually won something !!! I'm not gloating. (kiss)
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Shorty Posted Dec 2, 1999
Pretty twees...(sic).
Well what do you expect from a computer that only has one mouse button, what a waste of time, even my old zx spectrum had a 2 button mouse LOL (annoying all Mac users worldwide)
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 2, 1999
Well, at least the people at Apple had the good sense to realize that the century would end. 'Nuff said.
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Dec 3, 1999
Not true... my PC will work well beyond 1900.
No... hang on, that's not right...
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Peregrin Posted Dec 3, 1999
Typical. I was going to say something pro-PC on this forum, but suddenly my mouse (the only Microsoft hardware product connected to my computer, incidentally) has just stopped working.
Oh yeah, and aren't Apple owned by Microsoft now? *snigger*
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 3, 1999
Two words. The second one is "off". The first one rhymes with "duck." Hahahaha. Steve Jobs is the true God, Bill Gates is evil, why do you need two buttons on a mouse anyway, all Microsoft software is huge and unwieldy, the Mac OS is cleaner and more elegant, yada yada yada, where's my commission, etc, etc, "think different."
(oooh, and I'm scared, cuz I don't know who you are, but you've invaded all my conversations....)
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 3, 1999
Is it not after 4am where you are? Or am I imagining things. Get thee to sleep, sir.
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Peregrin Posted Dec 3, 1999
Thou art exceedingly perceptive, my lord. But I'm very bored at the moment, too bored to go to sleep. And the internet connection is cheaper at night. Next time Windows crashes I'll go to bed.
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billypilgrim Posted Dec 3, 1999
That would be "m'lady", not "m'lord". And if you are off to bed the next time your PC crashes, that should be any second now, shouldn't it? Hahahahahahaha. Oh, I crack myself up.
One of us has to get up for work very early tomorrow morning, and obviously it's not you....
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Shorty Posted Dec 3, 1999
Work???...but thats in the real world...it's scary out there...
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