h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, here I am again, writing. It's been so long since my general mood has been conducive to creativity like this (or at least what I hope this will turn out to be). All of it inspired, wholly or in part, by contact with a force previously unknown, the force of happiness. But why now, as the Ides of March draw near? It is for the love of a woman, as cliched as that may sound, that I am feeling this way. For someone as lackadaisical as myself, one would think that the woman would need be far beyond the human-capabilities of wonderfullness, and most times it would seem as though this is the case. But, alas, words are inadequate.....
I will assume responsibility for the emotions of the reader and bore you no longer with details of my personal life. But know that any and all of this mood of creativity was inspired by this.
What is it about jellyfish that makes them so interesting? They are vile, poisonous creatures, but I am overcome by a sense of awe when viewing them. I should be afraid of these bastards!
I enjoy chewing on pens....I don't know, however, why this is. Even as I am typing this, and using a pen is unnecessary, I still have one in my mouth....I suppose my habit will come to an unfortunate end one day when my oral cavity is flooded with the bitter dye....
I suppose I should discontinue the use of pens, however, as my handwriting is absolutely horrid....