h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey there! wish I could have posted to you page earlier but you sure as hell didn't make it easy to find. Anyway, I put a link to your site on my page..hope that sits well with you..if not let me know.

Perhaps we should collaborate on an Irish Jokes forum. Could be interesting.

Right-o. Thanks for the reply and sorry this is brief but I still haven't gotten ready for work at "The Beach" yet. By the way, I loved the entry on "The Beach." A very accurate description if i do say so myself.

Well, anyway, off to work.

Later,
E.I. (e.i. ohhhhhhh. And yes, a good goat will do that!)

I'm glad you liked it. Be sure to let me know what you want included in the entry. That may the first one I submit for a approval. I'll put you down as a co-author.

otherwise known to me as The Buzzard Beach. I would be honored to be your consultant on the entry. If I do say so myself, you couldn't have picked a better insider to get all the secrets that lie beneath the cedar planks of the beach, other than Ed of course.Anway, talk to you soon. Sorry I had to run tonight but I still need to make the deviled eggs for Turkey day.
Later,

E.I.

I understand...hope your Turkey Day festivities went well. So do tell about these sordid secrets. Intrigue, politics, Spam? I need the nitty gritty- down and dirty scoop to write this!! But keep it clean...or something like it. Later.

If it were only that simple. We're Talking SMEAT here man!!!

SMEAT? Do tell...what is this thing that you speak of? Sounds mysterious. I am intrigued.

Smeat: Meat by-product, packaged in a convenient tin can and ready to eat without any preparation other that figuring out how to get the can open, seen in many movies and television programs. My sources tell me that SMEAT is nothing more than a cunning guise designed for the express purpose of not infringing upon the trademarks of the produsers of spam.

That's all i have for now on this matter since it is a delacate subject as of late in many circles.

E.I.

Exposing SMEAT as a SPAM impersonator is a sensitive subject? Shouldn't it be the crusade of all decent people to expose the underhanded tactics of an industry that shoves meat by-products down our throats all the while tricking us into thinking its something its not! Monty Python would be outraged at such misdirection. The songs just wouldn't sound the same with SMEAT. John Cleese should be informed of this conspiracy.