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Pants..

Post 1

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Can I fancy the pants off you ?

I have a spatular !!!smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

Venus In Flares

Oh... and I thought you were just pleased to see me! smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

But I am my dear..... you no I'm always pleased to see you !!

My my...... what LARGE flares you have! smiley - winkeye


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Post 4

Venus In Flares

All the better to seduce you with, my dear!


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Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

It won't take a lot..... I'm a push over!!!

*closes his eyes and imagines being pushed over by Venus*

I'm a bit of a "simple-ton"

Sid......


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Post 6

Venus In Flares

*puts one hand on Sid's forehead and gently pushes him over*
You were right! *giggle*


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Post 7

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*falls backwards and cracks his simple head on the ground*

*Sids eyes start to flicker and then open wide staring into space, his body twitches*

...........................


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