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The training ground
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 12, 2003
*creeps in*
Okay time to show what I'm made of!
*Attacks climbing ropes with force before unceremoniously leaping down the other side.
Grabs a cream cake and stuffs it in her mouth before heading for that nasty under water tunnel that haunts dreams.
Emerges out the other side spluttering with cream round her mouth.
Leaps aside as gards (oh the gards 
) attack and then hits them with stealth knives.
Crosses cargo netting with eyes shut.
Pounces on Walther PPK and commando rolls out to shoot down more gards and one unfortunate beatle.
Leopard crawls under netting, leaving one button behind.
Stops off for 
And presses the buzzer*
Phew....was that good enough?
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TBC Posted Aug 12, 2003
yeah but for future reference I wouldn't advise touching any cakes - Anthea likes to put posion in them 
lol... I'm sure the antidote is in the though!
~Skenvoy
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 12, 2003
Oh bother it! Well, you know we actually have to do some of those things in CCF. Not the knives bit or anything but we do have guns and stuff. Most is sitting round to be honest.
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 16, 2004
*spaz walks in and notices a whole lot of bad guys, mostly mechanical, but of obvious well design. There are about five people practicing with them, oh well*
Takes out a paintball gun and shoots a couple of other agents with red paintballs* hehehe
*The robots speed up unexpectedly, and the agents, in confusion because of the spots of "blood" on them, begin to falter.*
"Hey guys, I'll take care of it!"
*Pulls out a radio and calls in an airstrike*
"You guys might want to move!"
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 16, 2004
*spaz walks in and notices a whole lot of bad guys, mostly mechanical, but of obvious well design. There are about five people practicing with them, oh well*
Takes out a paintball gun and shoots a couple of other agents with red paintballs* hehehe
*The robots speed up unexpectedly, and the agents, in confusion because of the spots of "blood" on them, begin to falter.*
"Hey guys, I'll take care of it!"
*Eats some cookies and drinks a Sunny D then pulls out a radio and calls in an airstrike*
"You guys might want to move!"
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 16, 2004
Hey Skenvoy, sorry about that 
, they don't not call me spaz for a reason! (I speciallize in the double negative, except for when I don't) I'll buy you a new trainging ground! 
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TBC Posted Apr 16, 2004
don't worry... but you never know... we might be able to get people being active here again... I think the threat of an incoming airstrike would work very well... 
~Skenvoy
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 16, 2004
airstrike...
what airstrike....
what air...
theres no air.... 
*colapses on the ground due to lack of air*
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 16, 2004
You know Anthea, that's not a bad idea. If the union workers can go on strike, then why can't the oxygen molecules? Sounds like a good new gadget if you ask me.
You might want to get up and 
anyway, I can hear the jets already.
*sits back and has another 
and 
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 16, 2004
You should be safe back here, the napalm doesn't spread THAT much.
spaz
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 16, 2004
hmmm....
well...
If anyone wants me i will be in my lab
*walks away*
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 16, 2004
I didn't think that I stank that bad, sheesh!
spaz
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Apr 23, 2004
Spaz you always stank! *as I stroll into the training ground holding my nose* Where is everyone?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 23, 2004
*walks in hoolding a fresh bach of cupcakes*
now who wants to test them for me?
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Apr 26, 2004
your crazy aint no one that will try them!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 26, 2004
oh go on...
please, pritty please...
exera Iceing suger
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wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around Posted Apr 27, 2004
You'd have to find someone even more naiive and impulsive than me to eat those. Maybe find some civilian, or dig out an enemy spy.
spaz
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 27, 2004
*sigh*
you lot,
I dont know why you worry so much,
Khamsins eaten meny a cake and he is fine,
*eats the cupcake*
mmmm.... could do with a little more of compound 654/8b
oh well...
*walks out of the training grounds back to the lab*
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- 161: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 12, 2003)
- 162: TBC (Aug 12, 2003)
- 163: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 12, 2003)
- 164: TBC (Aug 12, 2003)
- 165: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 16, 2004)
- 166: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 16, 2004)
- 167: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 16, 2004)
- 168: TBC (Apr 16, 2004)
- 169: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 16, 2004)
- 170: TBC (Apr 16, 2004)
- 171: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 16, 2004)
- 172: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 16, 2004)
- 173: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 16, 2004)
- 174: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 16, 2004)
- 175: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Apr 23, 2004)
- 176: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 23, 2004)
- 177: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Apr 26, 2004)
- 178: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 26, 2004)
- 179: wind152, aka spaz. When I die, the world will cease to exist because it will no longer have anything to revolve around (Apr 27, 2004)
- 180: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 27, 2004)
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