h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The eqipment is so old, more of a replacement than repair, but for the offer anyway.

Foxy

No worries.

i understand i need to type "spank me"

xxx

Hello Foxy

It really has been a long time since i have been to Your Dungeon guest book, i've been away in training to broaden my flavors!

Keithhony

No problem subserf, you can type 'spank me' as often as you like

Hello Keith, I've been doing the same as you, hope you've found as many non-vanilla flavours as I have

I've been enjoying using the and something associated well, used more to control the bigger type, same word as a type of short hair cut, very stingy

Confused?


Foxy

Well Hello Foxy can I call you babe to provoke you into giving me some of those additional flavours for my lack of respect maybe even with an additional cherry whatever that is for the serious coctail lovers? Maybe represents the red marks? heheh

I enjoyed(?)some chain suspension (engineering of course incase BBC are in doubt)when I lost my clothes having my pictures done by a Professional Lady Photographer who specialises in exotic art photography shall we say. She liked my long hair which she saw in my profile and discovered I lived fairly close to her studio!

She had a couple and their baby for the family portraits coming out as I arrived. You'd never guess what else went on in this innocuous room when it was quickly transformed into a dark damp place

Can you imagine my dilema when at the end of the shoot having still not located my clothes or dealt with removing the chains which had somehow entangled my wrists from above she introduced me to the fact she also worked on the professional side of the swished short hair cut and got changed into her special protective leather hairdressers outfit before she gave me many really cracking styles with several different cutters.

Her words still echo in my ears "Are you still complaining Keith dear!" dunno why she'd think I'd complain about a surprise when I was still speechless with shock!

Well it was a little extreme as haircuts go you know and normally I book an appointment when it needs a cut although she had a fine wrist action and imagine the sting of putting on after shave when you finish a close shave and she used plenty!

I'd give you a link to a fairly tame picture of my long hair naked back and shoulders with her hands on my back but you can't get away with such a picture with wrist cuffs and chain and the rest of her reasonably tame art can you?

keithhony
"Present yourself with humility to a Woman!"