h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know. Suddenly, taking over doesn't feel so much fun.

*sits at manager's desk*

yeah, it's no fun if i just get it by default

if there's no challenge in it...

What are you doing at my desk? Leave my little dead group alone, you can't have it.

this group isn't dead! there's like 4 of us here!

*points arm at perse, it morphs into a rather nifty, spherical blaster cannon*

yeah, i think you'll find this is MY desk

let the little boy have the desk
I'm sure we can find nicer bigger desks somewhere else

yeah, but i bet they won't have these cool little penguin statues on them *gestures*

Okay, have fun being in charge of two girls with a tendency to plot when stuck together.

Hey, Doc, have you seen my group destruction ray? I seem to have misplaced it.

oh sorry, i dismantled it to make this arm cannon *gestures*

Sparky you sholdn't have done that
it was in storage due to a horrible infestation of flesh eating nano-bots and funding has been slashed for the nanobot pesticide spray so I...
am just steping into this protective suit...

*unpacks anti nanobot suit and gets in quickly*

oh cr... *crumbles into atoms*

well i can't say that didn't hurt... physically that is

*Watches encroaching nanobots*

Erm doc, you don't have another suit do you?

*watches the nanobots approaching perse and the doctor*

you know, just to be fair to perse, i'll give them a quick upgrade that surpasses the protection of the doc's suit

*taps on a floaty, ghost laptop*

there we go, now you're both gonna die, aren't i a good leader?

we could just use the vac and suck all the blighters up before opening a vortex to somewhere we really don't like and dropping them there but keeping a reference of there location so we can get them if we need them

Oh...
but I'm not sure if ghost sparky is happy with vacumes, what with him being all.... ghosty and all ?

nah i'll be fine, i have this anti-vacuum hat

*puts on a top hat with an arial sticking out the top*

right! now let's vacuum these suckaaas!

anyone know where the vacuum is?

check the airing cupboard

last I checked it was full of some sort of jelly...

oh yeah.... *offers a fork*

*finds in pocket*

I knew I was a thingite for a reason, the versatile cutlery!


*opens cupboard full of jelly*

This may be too much for me alone...