h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: The Essence of Carp Angling - A2545463
Author: turjid_shamen - U696030

What do you think it says about Carp Angling?

I'm currently collating a collection of twisted fiction by unknown authors.

I like it, it's disturbing, but what does it have to do with fishing? Also, what happened after the shopping?

I don't know, catching a full grown male specimen, the fishnets? Anglers are loners?

Of course he was released unharmed. Like all good anglers, the protaganist probably sat around eating crisps and sipping from a thermos until it got a bit gloomy, went to a small pub, drank real ale and read the Angling Times. Or Something like that.

What do you think happened?

I had just watched 'The Silence Of The Lambs' not two hours before reading your post, so I was thinking some pretty demented stuff. Exacto knives, duct tape, paper clips, that sort of thing. Catch and release is definately better.