h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: My poem - A574580
Author: Lord Preston (ACE + GURU in the search for the <toffeeapple> tag!) OMFC - U48485

My poetry for review!

Hi Lord Preston - good to see that you are still around despite the deafening silence here in AWW.

I don't know if you are aware of the Underguide. Basically it is a nacsent scheme to get entries onto the Front Page and searchable as Edited Entries even if they are not suitable for the Edited Guide.

I like these - well 'like' may not be quite the right word - but they certainly spoke to me, so I am bumping them up to the top of the AWW threads.

AGG/GAG/CAC may like them, and the Post may like them too.

So - everyone - here they are to read.

Ben

That first one is just odd. I liked it up till where the blood ruptured. Well, to say the least, it certainly surprised me!

Me too, Jodan! But I rather liked being surprised - even if I sat at my PC wincing, and with reflected pain in both knees.

Ben

I don't have to worry about that. You see, here in Ohio, there is ice and snow everywhere, and the snowplows plow snow onto the sidewalks. So while I was running somewhere (Actually from someone), I slipped on some ice and now I have banged my knees up pretty badly

and ruined his pants!!

sounds bad.
just like 2 point out stylisiticaly tho that i'm very ahppy if u got reflected pain :D means the words actualy conjoured up in image inside ur brain. wahooo!
Lord P

Perhaps Shazz would like one or more of these in The Post? The author is still around...well...possibly some time.