h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wakes up*

where am i?

This takes a bit of time - but it's good for a laugh:
Find an old potato. If it's starting to go off a bit (but not too much!), even better. Then wrap it up in as many boxes, layers of wrapping paper, etc. as you can. By the time you've finished, it should look nothing like a potato.
On Christmas day (or birthday!), give this 'gift' to an unsuspecting victim. It should take them a while to open it... Just make sure you have their real present as well!

This also works well with other small objects - sachets of salt/pepper/vinegar/sauce, most vegetables, etc.

Thats mean I like it!!!!

It's especially good if you've got a friend whose birthday is just after Christmas - that way, you can just save all the wrapping paper (assuming it's not too badly ripped ) and use that!

lol Ill keep those in mind

Can you tell I like pranks?

Good job I got a sense of humor then

*wanders in, carrying loads of booze*

Is this the place for post-Christmas partying then? It's just that I'm quite drunk already, and I need someone to help me with all of these... *puts down booze*

Merry Chrizza, all and sundry! I hope everyone had a nice Xmas!

Right, time for another beer...

*wanders off to find a beer*

Was that a Christmas present then?

Its all over back to work

I just got to work, so the party has just started at 4 am! I emailed you the article about the murder in Marquette. Did you get it?

I did thanks Im gonna try and use it in my entry

Did you have a great new year

Not bad, thanks. You?

I'm back at work now. Oh well, I suppose it means I've got my free net access back, so it's not all bad...

So far, I haven't had to shovel any snow. December dumped 139 inches. I had to work at 3 am on New Years Day but my wife and I celebrated 1 day early.

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itchey mouse, i had to scratch it

lol

I had a great new year it was a devil/angel's party and one guy came as a fairy but it was a laugh, got soaked with drink at midnight and someone fired a party popper at my head the party went on till 6am and I stayed to help clean up then staggered home to my bed around 7

There's nothing like giving the old liver a workout! The local town folk like to drop a giant pasty off the old bank building in town at midnight sorta like times squre but with a yooper twist. (pasty- (n) a meat and potato pie. I think its Welsh in origin. yooper- (n) someone from the Upper Peninsula (U. P.) of Michigan. If you saw the movie Fargo we talk like dat. eh?

I went in to Birmingham with friends. Got wet - very wet!
Got so wet we didn't bother to stay 'til midnight (and there was hardly anyone there, so the atmosphere was a bit lacking).
Went to one of our friends houses, plenty of . Not too much though, 'cos I had to drive back home in the morning!

Good Boy!!!