h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

played at the Royal

Wedding ceremony, inciting structural

musical chords for the

Royal Albert Hall orchestra

as the couples sing

Snoring induced sleep deprivation

during the most boring

Earthquake known to Vogonity

culture who were known

to dissect bogies with

their foot long claws

struggling to clean those

with a toothbrush that

was dehydrated by solar

storms, sunspots, cosmic energy

and cosmic background radiation

from the pea soup

that Wanda made for

Hoovermas, using mauve peas

and purple grass, grown