h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I too have very devious and sinister plans for the ending of Gates's empire... can I join?

I think I wanna be known as:

Supervisor of Incompatible Software Bundling



or something, I don't know...

First off, sorry about not replying earlier--Mom kicked me off the computer for two whole days!!

Errrrmmmm...that sounds more like something THEY do. How about something maybe a bit more...i dunnno...devious and sinister?

I'm not feeling too creative today. what do you suggest?

ummmmmm...this is the wrong person to turn to for creativity...nevertheless...

...oh, jeez, NOW's a great time for a mental block...

...ummmm...I'll get back to you, OK? But maybe something a bit more destructive and all-around evil would be more of your kind of rank...

I'm glad nobody questions my evilness...

Welcome NYC, glad you're a member...Psychotic Scheme!

Okay, I have a mad scientist working for me to make me psychokenetic with laser eyes and taller so I can smash my brothers and he has puppy dogs and bunny rabbits he tested it on and IT WORKED! I say set them free in Seattle and let nature take it's course.

ummmmm...okay....a bit more psychotic than expected, though...

weird weird weird...

I still am having trouble finding a name... and I'm sure all the caffiene and sugar I've been eating this morning isn't helping too much... *twitch twitch*

Well, Corrupt, if you knew about the conversation that brought that plan about, you would admit that it's about just right for me.

NYC, I'd help you with a name, but I'm not very creative at all. My title came from my name. Sorry, but if I think of something I'll tell you.

oh... how about:

"The Programmer on the Grassy Knoll"?

nah... Gates would never go to Dallas...

Does having to reboot my *new* computer three times every day (no kidding) plus having it crash inexplicably during a routine wordprocessing load qualify me to join? Oh, yeah, and not being able to shut it down properly at the end of a working day...*the list could go on*

Considering my talents, I would like to be Head of Reconnaissance (if there are still senior positions available, of course)

*evil wink*

*casually mentions* ...and Gates is in town for the Olympics and a press tour (see, I'm doing my job already!)

Consider it done, friend...sounds like a typical day to me. My new computer crashes just as much as the older one...just the new one allows me to get a few more things running before that happens.

And senior positions are very much open...this page hasn't exactly raised the stir that I expected it to.

*sigh*

Spread the word, my friend, and maybe we'll get some more Gates-haters here yet!!!

We could still do the bionic bunny rabbit and puppy dog thing, Corrupt. Come on, my dogs are better trained than those stupid ones at school, and their very, very hungry.

Hi I HATE GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL!!!!!!!!KILL!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I join?

Perhaps Cheif European Executioner!!!!!!!!!!!

I ditched winblows a couple of months after win98 came around and have never looked back. Billy boy has made life a living hell for people that have more than two brain cells in their heads. To make matters worse, he probably doesn't even use his own products. How could anybody use windoze to create? I'm joining this group of
BOYCOTT-M$-DEATH-TO-BILL=A-HAPPY-WORLD. My motto is a *nix variety in every office/home, with a round of Mac's for everybody!! The title I would like is " Defender of the Superior OS"

Wow...what a response...!!! I've added the new people to the page, you people are an inspiration to us all!

Now, if those deranged G*tes supporters could start some arguments here...hmmmmm...

Hello. Can I be High Chief For Disgruntled Mutterings?
This is rather fun, isn't it? Do we get a treehouse?

Yes, yes, and only if you build it yourself.

I'm sorry, I thought I heard the words "Gates supporters"...Do such a species exist? If so, why? What purpose do they serve? What do they eat/wear/use to plot the evil domination of the world?

Sounds like a job for a reconnaisance mission.

*flings cape dramatically over left shoulder, strides off*

*slinks back, realizing she looked pretty daft flinging her cape over her shoulder, as it fell off while striding, picks it up and leaves unobtrusively via the back door*

Hmm I do not think Gates is *that* bad,

I dual boot Win98, GNU/Linux Mandrake, QNX, and BEos on the same machine and windows is clearly inferior both in speed and stability but it has also served as a kick in the pants to alternative OS's I doubt X-server would have developed at the speed it has and BEos would almost certainly not be around

If you hate gates/windows so much don't run his OS (Hey you can get any number of distros free off a magazine) theres no point just complaining about windows crashing all the time though