h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: If there were no "F" in life would it not just be a lie? - A25644710
Author: kant-jra-rite - U9256214

A missing piece of the enigmatic, puzzling mystery of life.

Are you telling us that a habitable planet in M3 is inhabited by dirty socks?

Is this where socks go when they disappear in the wash?

Love it.

You are no doubt right. The bacteria are running this place, and shoe salesmen are fifth columnists.

.......or as Woody Allen famously wrote; "do you know that "God" spelled backwards is "dog"?"

S.P.

Sigh, I think the world and his brother on this site are aware of that

I was being ironical

S.P.

So was I

I'm not certain, but I think that means you win.

S.P.

Oh, good

This certainly explains the rise of the shoe shops to the highstreet superpower they are today.

Also it adds credibility to the belief that going barefoot is cool because it prevents bacteria affecting your brains. (The other brains in your feet).

Socks, my friend, are a completely separate article submission. You see, socks have widely been toted as humankinds "Greatest-mobilized-effort-to-achieve-neutrality-with-the-predatory-bacteria" ever since its arrival.The general concensus of the day was that if given a home, the alien bacteria would simply conform and coexist among all of Earth's other lifeforms. Oh, how dreadfully wrong our forefathers were!

In regards to the "other brains" those that are in your feet - who told you this? Where did you get this information? WWHo are you and why do you know so much? Answer...

An elephant told me specifically, and in no uncertain terms, that in no timezone are there ever brains in ones feet.

As all elephants are liars I can only believe he was lying.