h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wanted to set this game. It's about correcting the words to what they are supposed to be. I don't know what it's called (probably nothing) but every once in a while, while talking, people say a couple words that come out flip flopped. For example, I just heard (on a video clip from collegehumor.com) a preacher who was preaching to a church audience and eventually said "pinching tits" but what he meant was "pitching tents."

If you can come up with the incorrect way to say the words, the next person will correct it.

Okay? I hope it works outI won't be disappointed if it doesn't.

Beeping Waby

???

Weeping Baby

A flock of bats

spoonerisms
A block of fats

Freaping log

Leaping Frog

Flappical Tit

(not strictly a Spoonerism but you find one in a flock of bats)

Tappical Flit, or no?

shock of crit

No: Typical Flat
Its a 'crock of s**t'
Cat flap

oh, you are good making them tricky.
Flat cap

direwared hachshund

Wirehaired Dachshund
You are a whining shit

you don't mean it
or is it,
you are a shining whit?


wrinkling dovely dine

Drinking lovely wine??

Assuming that that was correct:

"Fighting a liar"

correct

Lighting a fire. yours work both ways, is that how spoonerisms should be played?


Teeding spicket...

Not necessarily
Speeding ticket

A lack of pies

A pack of lies


fish for cat dish

fish for cat dish = dish for cat fish
Have you brought your bleeping slag

Sleeping bag!

(considers lowering the tone with Betty Swallocks but will probably be in trouble for that)

I tove you loo.

I love you too
Rental deceptionist

Dental receptionist


Stop it, you are seating a crene

Stop it you are creating a scene.
HeÕs a fart smeller