h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

beetroot and coleslaw made

by Doctor Stephen Strange who

in the Quantum Realm

in the Twilight Zone

of the Outer Limits

that's in the Back-of-Beyond

alley where they sell

vintage steam-punk merchandise for

three little piggies and

the wolf to wear

during the super bowl

game where all the

grass turned into popsicles

and at the ad-break

where they show Movie-trailers

of epic big-budget films

all google home users

were turned into zombies

and high-flying sales executives

although hard to distinguish